【Seventeen (2019)】

With Trump visiting London on Seventeen (2019)Monday to hobnob with the queen, one industrious, climate-minded teen decided he knew just how he wanted to welcome the president: with a giant penis.

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The teen, 18-year-old Ollie Nancarrow, is described by his hometown paper, the Bishop's Stortford Independent, as an "online upcycling entrepreneur." Nancarrow spent the past weekend mowing the grass dick and accompanying message into his yard, with his parent's permission. His family happens to live under the flightpath of London's Stansted Airport, where Trump arrived on Monday morning for his visit.

Nancarrow also runs the website Born-eco, an eco-friendly online marketplace, so climate is at the front of his mind. He told the BS Independent, “Donald Trump and his denial of climate change are not welcome and I want him to be fully aware of that when he flies in to Stansted on Monday.”

Whether or not Trump actually saw the grass dick isn't known, yet, but, yeah, that's one giant lawn cock.

There were other protests as well, including one featuring the popular "Trump Baby Blimp."

Trump himself tweeted Monday afternoon he hadn't seen any protests but, as the Associated Press' Zeke Miller points out, there's a good reason for that.

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Still, here's hoping Trump gets an eyeful of Nancarrow's yard wiener on his way out of town on a long, cross-Atlantic flight.

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