【occidental eroticism】

Groot's dialogue may be occidental eroticismlimited in vocabulary, but it conveys such incredible feeling.

A tweet about a student's ingenious answer to a uniquely geeky task has gone viral, with upwards of 67,000 retweets at time of writing.

It started with a Facebook post from a teacher asking students to "pick a Marvel character to embody within a resume and cover letter."

This student's response really stood out.

The post also went viral on Twitter.

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Of course the words "I am Groot" when uttered by the tree-alien from Guardian of the Galaxy can mean anything, so this could be the most professional resume in the history of the universe.

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We'll never know.

We do know, however, that " data-ga-click="1" data-ga-label="$text" data-ga-item="text-link" data-ga-module="content_body">the kid in question got 100 and 95 on two assignments. It pays to think outside the box guys.

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