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Grab a shovel005 Archivesyour winter trekking gear, we're organizing a posse to save Martha Stewart.

We aren't sure where she is, but Stewart tweeted a picture of herself stuck in the snow in a plow truck. So grab your stuff. Pack light, we leave in five.

Plowing the four miles of roads on my farm I get stuck right by my house Waiting for a tractor to tow me out!

A photo posted by Martha Stewart (@marthastewart48) on Feb 9, 2017 at 7:26am PST

"I decided to plow now I am stuck darn!!!!!" writes Stewart, social media's most authentic celebrity.

I decided to plow now I am stuck darn!!!!! pic.twitter.com/htdUI9iXfW

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) February 9, 2017

Darnis right.

Darnis our rallying call.

Darnthe odds, we must rescue Martha.

Instagram has informed me that @MarthaStewart is stuck in the snow. @God help her

— pwr bttn (@PWRBTTMBAND) February 9, 2017

MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU STAY WARM AND SAFE @MarthaStewart

— cale g weissman (@caleweissman) February 9, 2017

MARTHA STEWART IS HARD AS FUCK AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT FOR A SECOND https://t.co/uS3cLO8Lwm

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 9, 2017

in a constant struggle of wanting to tweet "celebrities are not your friends" and wanting to retweet Martha Stewart stuck in a snow plow

— pkrang (@pussykrang) February 9, 2017

Will you answer the call? Will you help Martha? The world is watching.

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