Apple never ceases to wow.
It reminded us simple folk of that fact Monday,MZ Generation Horny Sisters when following its October event, the company unveiled its latest creation: a $19 Apple-branded "polishing cloth."
I mean, just look at the thing. Incredible.
Some serious polish. Credit: apple And don't worry, according to Apple the polishing cloth has the specs to match its awe-inspiring look.
"Made with soft, nonabrasive material, the Polishing Cloth cleans any Apple display, including nano-texture glass, safely and effectively," reads the accompanying marketing copy.
And lest you fear that the cloth isn't suitable for your fancy new iPhone 13, Apple is here to dissuade you of that terrifying notion. According to a compatibility list, the brand-new polishing cloth works on all sorts of Apple products. Phew.
Backward compatibility at its finest. Credit: screenshot: apple The polishing cloth makes clear that when it comes to innovating new ways to get people to overpay for something, Apple is still leading the pack.
SEE ALSO: Apple Music's new 'Voice Plan' is cheaper, but you have to use Siri
Unfortunately, you'll need more than a $19 towelette to wipe away the shame of actually buying one.
Topics Apple
(Editor: {typename type="name"/})
Apple iPhone 17 Pro leaks highlight major new design change
Here’s what it’s reaaaally like to own Hatchimals
Listen to 'Last Christmas' and remember the legend of George Michael
Torrential rain turns Australia's desert heart into a series of waterfalls
Apple is reportedly still working on smart glasses of some kind
Norrie vs. Diallo 2025 livestream: Watch Madrid Open for free
TL;DR:Live stream Norrie vs. Diallo in the 2025 Madrid Open for free on RTVE. Access this free strea
...[Details]
How to spend less time on the internet in 2017
If your New Year's resolution is to spend less time online, congratulations: you're about to embark
...[Details]
Apple removes products from store amid patent war with Nokia
Apple's patent quarrel with Nokia has officially gone from minor tiff to full scale patent war. It
...[Details]
Indie darling 'Meet the Patels' comes to PBS
When Ravi Patel (Master of None, Grandfathered) was almost 30, he did what he thought he'd never do:
...[Details]
How to Easily Make iPhone Ringtones Using Only iTunes
There are several ways to get ringtones for your iPhone. Apple would prefer that you pay $0.99 - $1.
...[Details]
21 times Adele slayed beyond all expectations in 2016
LONDON -- There are some people who have point-blank refused to let the ongoing misery of 2016 get t
...[Details]
Mistletoe man rushing to the airport is like 'Love Actually' IRL
UPDATE: Dec. 28, 2016, 10:47 p.m. EST Added Tim Brown's comments.Sometimes all it takes is one pictu
...[Details]
Carpool Karaoke has a special connection to George Michael
Not only did George Michael deliver some of the biggest hits in pop music history, it turns out he's
...[Details]
Whale Vomit Episode 5: Startup Monarchy
Whale Vomit
...[Details]
The company that wanted to put 'a bullet through Google's head' is dead
It turns out lying about userbase, millions of dollars, and ambitious claims aren’t enough for
...[Details]
Best keyboard deals: Save on Asus gaming keyboards at Amazon
Trust me, falling bricks don't get any more exciting than this
接受PR>=1、BR>=1，流量相当，内容相关类链接。