【Maximum Perversum 73 - Schwanzgeile Fickluder】

I don't know where you live,Maximum Perversum 73 - Schwanzgeile Fickluder but here on the East Coast the weather has been stunning this week. Like the drop-dead, perfect summer day kind of gorgeous.

You know what that means? Time to sit inside and stare at a screen to laugh at some funny tweets. Sunshine is overrated, anyway. It's like, we get it: You're bright and pleasant.

So, that in mind, like we always do, we've collected the nine best tweets of the week. Enjoy!

1. First and foremost, this is an absolutely true tweet. We, as a society, need to respect Jimmy Buffett more. I am doing my part. Are you doing yours?

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2. This raises good and interesting points, but I do love a sippy cup.

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3. This is exactly true. It is perfect and true.

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4. I can't believe they didn't account for Gaston's consumption. A ridiculous and embarrassing oversight on their part.

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5. Imagine trying to compete with Succession and the most recent episode, in particular.

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6. Another great Succession meme.

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7. Just an obviously great dril tweet.

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8. Ah yes, let me share the most devastating thing anyone ever said to me... Get out of my face with that.

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9. And finally, this.

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