Ever since Trump fired Anthony Scaramucci and video of sex position the jackhammerinstalled John Kelly as the new chief of staff, he has, apparently, been "acting sharper in meetings and even rattling off stats."
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How exactly has Trump been acting smarter, though? We asked our very realWhite House insider to elaborate on this claim, and here is what we found out:
SEE ALSO: Here are the emails that Donald Trump Jr. didn't want you to see"Whenever someone is talking to Mr. Trump, he will often stop them and loudly muse about 'how big some of the oceans are,'" says our unnamed White House insider.
According to our source, "he will pull out a calculator and press buttons for an extended period of time."
"He expects you to applaud when he does this, and we always do," said our inside source.
"But if there are more than 15 chairs he will stop counting and simply say 'There are more than 15 chairs,'" said our insider.
"In the middle of a foreign diplomacy meeting Mr. Trump loudly said that Wade Boggs had an .879 OPS in 1989. We all politely nodded and the meeting continued," said our real source.
"Last week, he put on the cartoon Spongebob Squarepantsand loudly and repeatedly condemned it as 'childish nonsense' for two and a half hours," our source said.
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