Hot tip: if your tortoise is kittenslutfuck sex videosfeeling lonely but you don't want to buy another tortoise, you can makehim a best friend.
SEE ALSO: 'Game of Thrones' fans can have Arya Stark's direwolf loaves made by the actual Hot PieAll you need is time, motivation, and a solid bread recipe:
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That bread tortoise was made by cartoonist Neil Slorance from Glasgow, Scotland.
The creation went down well on Twitter:
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People couldn't get enough of Herman and his doughy new pal.
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Of course, there was only really one way the whole thing could end...
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Oh, Herman.
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